yes bro Mac is soo "NO! you can't be compatible with anything except us! O you want the normal lap top charger? NO! You have to buy the extra expensive, online delivery only MAC Laptop Charger!
customer: Hi I bought some songs on iTunes but i decided to get a zune instead, but the songs won't work on my Zune?!?
MAC: NO NO NO! You bought iTunes Songs, not Songs. They only for iPod! NO NO!
customer: But wow i paid for them?!?
MAC: suck it up! buy another iPod!
MAC: Hi, I'm a MAC, and I'm an "media computer". If you want to be good in art or music, you must by teh MAC!
Customer: Oh ok, what kind of programs do you have?
MAC: we have best! we have Photoshop!
Customer: wow! ... wait isn't photoshop on PC too? Aren't PCs waay cheaper on average? Aren't they waay more compatible with outside software? You mean to tell me MAC is the best at "media and arts" but they use the exact
MAC: Yes! YES! YES!
We good, PC suck. We look cool, our windows move around like jello when you minimize or shift them around!
Customer: O yeah, thats cool
i've seen that on Linux before myself. O and they are open source. Free stuff. All the time. And they don't have that lame
one button mouse either.
MAC: We have one click mouse for good reason! It make us special! Make us unique! We cool!
Customer: well you have to draw the line somewhere between whats really cool and whats really useful...
MAC: NO! NO we don't! Thats why we make even more cool stuff! like a moniter that is a computer by itself! It look real cool!
Customer: O so when that screen dies and the computer itself works fine though, how do i get the computer separate from the moniter?
MAC: you don't! You buy new MAC! Thats how we make money! Thats why we come out with a new Computer and iPod every week! Nothing lasts!
Customer: ...Hello Linux/PC