wow that looks great. I really like the icky disgusting sort of feel to it with all the reflections and the wet ground. only thing i might critizise is the blur in the background. The focus is perfect, but the blurred pixels look a bit like you applied a mosaik filter or something. I have no idea how to fix it though :-/
Derived from your joke above
What is a(n american) slug?
a snail with a financial problem
now that's lame isn't it (;