----ADMIN SHOWS TRUE COLORS!
by Chief Reporter NEON
"Hello, and this is NEON coming to you live to give you the latest news on the G-net.
The so-called 'nervous around girls' admin, Cerealshark, has caused a stunning upset when he posted that his statement about his feelings towards girls was, in fact, a LIE.
He has also added, seemingly in his defense, that the part about home-school and religion was NOT a LIE. Upon using a curse word, Cyrillicshark threatened his fellow staff members with POST DELETION should they attempt to remove his naughty word--Post deletion being a crime punishable by a 2 dollar fine. Charges have been filed against him, and as he was being pushed into the police car he informed the roaring, outraged crowd that girls had cooties, making all females in the area squeal with rage.
Trial will most likely be held on Tuesday, November 57th."
^Behold my exaggerated newsflash based on the directly above post! With intentional misspellings and leaving-out-of-various-facts.
Anyhoo, @ virtualTune, I still don't get it. xD
&@ Slayed, Yo! Nice to meetcha, too!