Your religion

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  1. sglider12

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    I'm Agnostic [​IMG]
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    here's a joke for y'all. What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do?
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    tries to sleep with the bible but can't? i dunno..
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    He stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.
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    I dun geddit...
  9. Rsim

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    Same here... o.0
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    ok first we need to get the definitions straight
    Dyslexic-flips letters around
    Agnostic-one who believes nothing which cannot be demonstrated by the senses
    isnomniac- cant sleep

    So, they stay up at night(insomnia) wondering if there is a dog(dyslexia- flipped the letters of god, and agnosticism, wonders id there is a god.)
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    yes..except agnosticism is more of a religious thing..its like a concept..its the belief that there can be no proof either that God exists or that God does not exist...


    so that's what i got out of it was my other response
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    true, but i thought the joke was funny, but nvm
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    Basically a reformed Methodist, but sorta like a traditional Baptist...... to put easily a fundamentalist.
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    ahhhhhhhhhhhhh  ;)
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    Thanks much ookie ;D
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    This was not exactly the kind of topic I expected here but it says something good about you all that you could raise this and chat about it without anyone getting all stoopid and pushy.  I get so tired of people shoving their religion.......ya know.

    I'm what you might call a mellowed out Jesus freak.  ;D
    I take Jesus serious, serious on love, truth, grace, freedom, mutual respect, not serious on the "I'm right/you're wrong" thing.  Plenty of ctns, in small groups, are great company but stick 'em in a building on sunday and it's zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz time. 

    I'm hoping, in the next fifty years or so, to get the chance of kicking back with some believers from the other main religions, chew the fat, get the inside gig on what it's like for them without anyone trying to convert anyone or score points or any of that crap.

    So the guy who invented Harley's dies and goes to heaven.  St Peter lets him in the gate after frowning at his tats and the guy heads up to chat with the Big Dude. (Dudess, take your pick.)  He says to God,  you didn't do to bad with that whole woman design project but you got a few things wrong.... 
    1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
      2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
      3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
      4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
      5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous."
    God looks thoughtful for a second, wanders over to some kind of desk, waves his hand, comes back with a slip of cloud with some words written on it.  Reads the cloud, looks at the Harley guy and says with a little smile,  "Well mate my design might have some flaws but according to the latest statistics more people are riding my design than yours."

    :D :D :D
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    Thats funny right there lol :D :D
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    rofl  :D
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    Mythmaven it looks like you are destined to have great and plentiful posts
    that was hilarious!

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