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The lame/funny Jokes Competition

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by AznFX, Oct 24, 2008.

  1. AznFX

    AznFX Member

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    Whoever can come up with the lamest joke is the winner. He/she is also a downer.
    I shall kick it off.


    Q-whats red and looks like a bucket

    A-a red bucket

    Q-Why did the kid fall off his bike?

    A-Cause his mum threw a fridge at him

    Q-Why did the plane crash?

    A-Because the pilot was a loaf of bread
     
  2. Oakesyboy

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    HAHA

    Q-Where was the donkey when the lights went out?

    A-In the dark

    Q-Where are fish bad tennis players?

    A-Because they don't like to get close to the net

    Q-Whats a computer superhero?

    A-A screen SAVER
     
  3. AznFX

    AznFX Member

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    LOL,

    Erm some more.

    ERm

    ahh.

    Thinking

    Your 'moda' so fat that when she bungee jumped form a bridge the bridge came with her. =]
     
  4. Oakesyboy

    Oakesyboy Active Member

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    haha, nice
    *looks for joke book*

    "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
    "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."

    Q-What's brown and sticky?
    A-A stick.

    Q-What did the apple say to the orange?
    A-Nothing stupid, apples don't talk.

    Q-What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
    A-Robin, get in the car.

    Q-Have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower?
    A-That's because he hides well.
     
  5. AznFX

    AznFX Member

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    ROFLz. At last one.

    Q-Why did the chicken eat okay... poop =]

    A-To see if it was chocolate

    -SGlider12
     
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    Moving to the Fun Threads.
     
  7. Oakesyboy

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    2 muffins are in an oven and one says to the other "Is it hot in here or just me?" the other then replies "Oh my god a talking muffin ahhhh"

    knock knock
    who's there?
    Orange
    orange who?
    orange you glad to see me

    Q-why is 6 afraid of 7?
    A-because 7 8 9

    A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

    Q-Why did the belt get arrested?
    A-Because it held up a pair of trousers.

    lol
     
  8. AznFX

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    Yo Moda is so fat that when she jump for joy she gets stuck =D... [i know... it was a bit dry]
     
  9. Oakesyboy

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    lol, ima let other post sum now.
     
  10. AznFX

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    Lol, yeahs..... waiting.
     
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    i think im winning atm tho :p
     
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    Q: What do you get, wenn you drop a piano on an army base?

    A: A flat major.


    I think, that's the only English joke I know ^^
     
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    Lol, nice.

    Anyone else?
     
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    oooo I wanna play

    Your mommy is so fat..she..she...I got nothin..


    Q: why did the chicken cross the road..
    A: because it wanted to

    Q: What did the guy say to his teacher.
    A: I don't have my homework

    Q: Guess What
    A: CHICKEN BUTT!

    PwNeD! Wo0t! :D ;D :)
     
  15. AznFX

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    Why is 6 scared of 7?

    cos 7 8 9
     
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    Why is 6 scared of 7?

    cos 7 8 9
     
  17. Oakesyboy

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    Azn, i alrdy said that one lolz
     
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    Hmmm....

    A man goes to the doctor, and is quite worried. He says:
    "Doctor, doctor! There is a piece of lettuce sticking out of my butt! Is it serious?"
    The doctor looks at him gravely and says, "I'm afraid this is just the tip of the iceberg."

    Ba-da-bing!
     
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    lol wow....

    What has two hands, two feet, two eyes, one nose, two ears, two legs, two arms, a mouth, hair, and can walk on only two legs?

    Well, a number of things, actually. (HA you thought I was going to say a human didn't you? lolssss....)
     
  20. ETorano

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    Here are some from me:

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    "Your mother is so ugly, her ears stick out to get away from her face..." lulz.

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    Q. What did one toilet say to the other?
    A. I'm feeling a bit flushed

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    3 bits of string walked into a Fish & Chip shop. The first walked up to the counter and asked for a bag of chips. The man behind the till took one look and said "Get out, I don't serve your kind here!" So, the first bit of string left and the second stepped up. he asked for a Deep Fried Hamburger. "I though I already told you to get out!?" said the man behind the counter, and so, the second piece of string left. Watching through the window, the two bits of string watched the third wriggle about a bit then step up to the counter. The man behind the till asked "Are you another bit of string? I've already told you, I don't serve pieces of string." "I'm a frayed Knot!" was the reply...

    ^Get it? lmao^

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    One last one...

    Q. How do you keep a moron in suspense?
     

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